From the GoverNuts |
Politcal Graffiti |
Written by AG and BJ Turn Your Volume Up for the Intro of this one. It is good!. Hear the Song In a joint meeting of the city council And the county commission last night The opportunity arose to try to Solve the city’s plight Well the pornographic underground Is getting bigger every day So the vote came up to throw them out Or to let them have their way The mayor said he’s rather bored Sitting home alone Turning on the TV And watching the family shows The Sheriff said he’d catch more crooks If there were more crooks around So they made this formal motion That we .. liven up this town Chorus: ( The council sings ) We’ll Turn this whole damn town Into a pornographic pit Run out all the preachers And bring in all the pimps Put a banner on the interstate Saying: "Welcome Everyone" To the world's largest Pornographic pit Wo. It was pittiful. So the democrats and the republicans Together (for once) cast their vote To rearrange, make a change And put this town afloat Now the bus station’s back in town And the streets have been renamed They’ve given a whole new meaning To home town U.S.A. Chorus |